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You wait till he goes rock climbing…

April 27th, 2007 by Captain
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Man: Every time I go sailing, it’s like… it’s like… it’s like there is this 15 year old girl who is trying to get out and failing.
Woman: What?
Man: I meant “boy”, I meant “boy”.

Where: Sovereign Marina, Eastbourne
Who: SSSpike

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You are in category 8, subsection 12, matey.

March 22nd, 2007 by Captain
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It was so not there yesterday! Damn crustaceans!

March 13th, 2007 by Captain
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Like he said, it’s the little things that count, you know.

March 2nd, 2007 by Captain
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Belts, shmelts, she got you gooooood!

February 23rd, 2007 by Captain
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Knitting rocks, if you don’t mind…

February 18th, 2007 by Captain
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Valentine’s day tip #1. That’s how you do it!

February 13th, 2007 by Captain
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Seriously advanced navigation.

February 9th, 2007 by Captain
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If only they knew! I must tell them! Operator! Get me Kurnikova.

February 7th, 2007 by Captain
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Honest sir, she was like that when I got here!

February 1st, 2007 by Captain
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