It’s a funnly old world on the high seas! Share yours, what have you heard?

Overheard Sailing…

We are talking avian here, right?

January 24th, 2007 by Captain
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Man: What’s that noise?
Woman: That comes on at dusk, it’s an anti-bird device, it stops birds settling on the shrowds and shitting all over our deck.
Man: Does it work?
Woman: So far I only have a facial twitch from the piercing sound, but I am sure it will all pass and we will start to fully enjoy our bird-free lifestyle.

Where: Brest, France
Who: Anonymous

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In fact, I scare myself. Quite often.

January 18th, 2007 by Captain
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Listen kid, as a propane salesman…

January 16th, 2007 by Captain
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And now, for my amazing trick…

January 13th, 2007 by Captain
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Round the world in 2 hours.

January 1st, 2007 by Captain
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That would be Eldorado

December 27th, 2006 by Captain
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All I want for Christmas…

December 26th, 2006 by Captain
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I also recycle

December 24th, 2006 by Captain
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Vive La France!

December 22nd, 2006 by Captain
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