On delivery to Ireland for Cork week (F5/6 gusting 8 ):

Skipper: What course are you doing Peter?
Owner: 020 degrees
Skipper: The course is 320 Peter!
Owner: I know, but this is more comfortable.
Skipper: @&*£:$

Who: Russ
Where: Ireland

Current rating: : 4.86 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Two seasick liveaboards at the stern, “feeding some fish”.

1st liveaboard: Well, it’s still better than work.
2nd liveaboard: Yes, but it’s Saturday, actually.

Where: Open sea, Cyclades, Greece
Who: SergeAx

Current rating: : 5.67 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Liveaboard #1: I can’t believe I sat on her Santa. She is gonna kill me.
Liveaboard #2: Well, you know what they say, never come inbetween a woman and her Santa
Liveaboard #1: Who says that?
Liveaboard #2: Women, generally. In fact, they never shut up, do they? Always saying something or other.
Liveaboard #1: Mate, you been hitting the boozer again?

Where: Sovereign Harbour, Eastbourne, UK
Who: Anonymous

Current rating: : 5.5 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Harrassed looking man: I don’t mean to be rude, but how about doing some work fixing my pontoon you bastards. I fell in again this morning.

Where: South Coast, UK
Who: Anonymous

Current rating: : 4 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Guy, thoughtfully staring at the sea: People only become liveaboards because God hates them. It’s well known.

Where: Boardwalk, Brooklyn, NY
Who: BK

Current rating: : 4 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Landlubber: You freeze your butt off in the winter so that you can avoid paying council tax?
Liveaboard: The fact of not paying it keeps me warm. And an oil heater.

Where: Lowestoft, UK
Who: Anonymous

Current rating: : 4.17 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Liveaboard: Hey, that’s not fair, I just don’t think that “Urban Tranquility” is my thing, that’s all.
Woman Companion, excitedly: But your boat has so much potential!

Where:Pier 39 marina, San Francisco, USA
Who: Pebble

Current rating: : 5.5 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Liveaboard: Damn this WI-FI, being a liveaboard used so be so bloody simple

Where: Chichester Marina, Chichester, UK
Who: SailorGirl

Current rating: : 4 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Liveaboard #1: I fixed the table.
Liveaboard #2: I would have sorted the bunks out, if I were you.
Liveaboard #1: Well, it’s obvious, you like girls, I like food.

Where: Lowestoft, UK
Who: Anonymous

Current rating: : 4 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Liveaboard, muttering to himself: Winter is coming, winter is coming, damn Santa, damn Santa, winter is coming, winter is coming…

Where: Southampton Marina, UK
Who: Blubber

Current rating: : 4 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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