Woman on pontoon: I said no, we are eating out tonight
Man: What’s the point of coming down to the boat and then going out to eat
Woman on pontoon: I don’t think I even need to answer that
Man: Yah, solid logic honey

Where: Northern Ireland, UK
Who: Anonymous

Current rating: : 4.25 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Drunk Man and drunken Woman walking along a wobbly pontoon
Man on mobile phone: Yah, well, tell him it will be monday
Man on mobile phone: Definitely
Man on mobile phone: Points at the boat to the woman, as if to tell her that this is the boat they need
Woman, turns left onto short finger pontoon: Giggles
Man on mobile phone: Ok Rob, I’ll speak to you monday, ok, bye.
Woman does not stop and walks off the pontoon straight into water: Aaaa, shit
Man, completely calm: What did you do that for?
Woman: I’ll give you what for, you bastard, pull me out.

Where: Sovereign Harbour, Eastbourne, UK
Who: SailorGirl

Current rating: : 4.29 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Husband: It’s called a refill, just say to them, I want a refill for XM Automatic Lifejacket
Wife: I won’t remember that, I’ll just ask for a refill for the red ones

Where: Newhaven, UK
Who: Anonymous

Current rating: : 3.75 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Angry skipper, approaching a mooring: Honey, for once, just once, tie the fucking fender on where I tell you.
Wife: I did last time
Angry skipper: Yah, thanks, we’ll get to port/starboard/left/right just after we tie up

Where: Belfast Lough, Northern Ireland, UK
Who: Anonymous

Current rating: : 4.5 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Liveaboard #1: Hey, how is it going?
Liveaboard #2: Shit, I got no shifts at work for the last month.
Liveaboard #1: Bloody hell, look at her!
Liveaboard #2: Yah, and no one listens to me
Liveaboard #1: You know which boat she is on?

Where: West Jetty, Brighton Marina, UK
Who: Weekend Sailor

Current rating: : 4 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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