It’s a funnly old world on the high seas! Share yours, what have you heard?

Overheard Sailing…

In fact, I scare myself. Quite often.

January 18th, 2007 by Captain

Bloke #1: Bold guys are useless sailors, you know
Bloke #2: Mate, probably 80% of sailors are bold, this is not exactly youngster land
Bloke #1: Exactly. Full set of hair, me, bloody brilliant

Where: Off Skomer, Wales, UK
Who: Me

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Fame! Da Da Da!

January 18th, 2007 by Captain

Man #1: Sailing has absolutely nothing to do with the type of boat you have. It’s a state of mind. Look at that bloke. He can’t even spell “boat”. He wouldn’t know a spinnaker from a Spinning Jenny.
Man #2: Errrm?
Man #1: Like I said, you need money.
Man #2: I am going to post you to “Overheard Sailing”

Where: Glasson Dock, UK
Who: Pembroke

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Listen kid, as a propane salesman…

January 16th, 2007 by Captain

Stern looking man: Just imagine, spending your entire life sailing. Madness.

Where: Baleeira, Portugal
Who: Anonymous

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Like a tomato, it is clearly a fruit

January 15th, 2007 by Captain

Man: A boat is not a means of transport. It is a luxury. Full stop.

Where: Oxford Arms, Camden, UK
Who: Rob

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