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Overheard Sailing…

Car, dinghy, what’s the difference?

October 2nd, 2010 by Captain

Nice early morning in Chichester
Man in the carpark: Could have sworn we sailed out of Chichester, how the hell can my car be in Haslar???

Who: Me
Where: Chichester marina car park

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If only she had a VHF too…

October 16th, 2008 by Captain

Man #1: I hear you joined a sailing club?
Man #2: Yeah, you should join up too
Man #1: Why? I don’t like sailing
Man #2: Me neither, I get sea sick, I joined for the social aspects, it means I don’t have to socialise with my wife at the weekend and it’s more fun than golf.

Who: Bonza
Where: Perth Y.C., Australia

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‘Cause I know, how I feeeel about you now. (c) SugaBabes

January 19th, 2008 by Captain

Man #1: Is this varnish supposed to come out that colour?
Man #2: Yah, similar thing happened to a girlfriend of mine once. She was not impressed either.

Who: MizzenShortOfAKetch
Where: Brighton marina boatyard, UK

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