Man #1: So, how did you manage to break your ribs?
Man #2: Phosphorescence
Man #1: Huh?
Man #2: I was looking out for it when I fell over

Where: Newhaven Boat Jumble, Newhaven, UK
Who: Highland500

Current rating: : 3.75 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Buyer: I’ll give you 20
Lady Seller: No, sorry, the price is 22 pounds
Buyer: But it’s a boat jumble, you got to knock a few quid off
Lady Seller: No, sorry
Buyer: Well, you not gonna sell much with that attitude
Lady Seller: I am here for fresh air

Where: Newhaven Boat Jumble, UK
Who: SellerBill

Current rating: : 5.25 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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