Skipper: Noo! Chris, I told you! Not the heads, it’s brand new!
Chris: Sorry, I had to go, it’s a toilet!
Skipper: You don’t understand.
Where: Fuengirola marina, Spain
Who: Anonymous
Current rating: : 4 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)
Loading ... Lady Captain: Ahem, I don’t think so
Outboard Repairs Youth: Well, you asked for it
Lady Captain: No I God Damn well didn’t. I want the sheer pin changed, so why you getting the drill out?
Outboard Repairs Youth: You “Sail Volk”?
Lady Captain: WTF? Thank god I am here, this is “Jocassa”. “Volk”‘s over there. Damn!
Where: Sausalito, California, USA
Who: The Volk
Current rating: : 5.5 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote) Loading ... Woman on pontoon: I said no, we are eating out tonight
Man: What’s the point of coming down to the boat and then going out to eat
Woman on pontoon: I don’t think I even need to answer that
Man: Yah, solid logic honey
Where: Northern Ireland, UK
Who: Anonymous
Current rating: : 4.25 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote) Loading ... Angry skipper, approaching a mooring: Honey, for once, just once, tie the fucking fender on where I tell you.
Wife: I did last time
Angry skipper: Yah, thanks, we’ll get to port/starboard/left/right just after we tie up
Where: Belfast Lough, Northern Ireland, UK
Who: Anonymous
Current rating: : 4.71 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote) Loading ...