It’s a funnly old world on the high seas! Share yours, what have you heard?

Overheard Sailing…

The Cherry Orchard, Anton Chekhov, 1904

August 31st, 2007 by Captain

Novice Sailor: Do you know a good cure for sea sickness?
Seasoned Sailor: Stand under a tree.

Where: Mayo SC
Who: Magic

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As long as her birth certificate hasn’t expired…

August 31st, 2007 by Captain

Two yachtsmen alone in the middle of the ocean:
Man #1: What would you prefer now - wine or a woman?
Man #2: It depends on the year of production.

Where: Marina
Who: Rossy

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Mustn’t Grumble

August 31st, 2007 by Captain

Early morning, it’s raining, good English summer rain.
An old yachtie walking to the showers, mumbing aloud: “I don’t mind getting wet at sea, but detest it on land!”

Where: East Coast marina, UK
Who: Multihullsailor

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