Tactician: What was our course when we rounded the top mark?!
Mastman/compass guy: I dunno, I was jumping the hally!
Tactician: Come on, just take a fucking guess of what it was before we gybed!
Mastman/compass guy: We were sailing at 3.6.5 degrees.

Where: on boat
Who: m1

Current rating: : 3 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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Man #1: So, how did you manage to break your ribs?
Man #2: Phosphorescence
Man #1: Huh?
Man #2: I was looking out for it when I fell over

Where: Newhaven Boat Jumble, Newhaven, UK
Who: Highland500

Current rating: : 3.75 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote)

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