Girl: I really want to learn to sail
Man: Oh yeah? Why’s that?
Girl: I want to meet someone with a lot of money.
Man: Ha.
Where: Long Island, NY
Who: Salty
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Loading ...Guy, thoughtfully staring at the sea: People only become liveaboards because God hates them. It’s well known.
Where: Boardwalk, Brooklyn, NY
Who: BK
Current rating: : 4 out of 6 (Click on the stars to vote) Loading ... Captain: Let me just work out the tides, and then we are off
Crew: Cool, but, bear in mind I only have 2 hours parking
Captain: Really? That’s nice of you. I hate crew.
Where: Morecambe Bay, UK
Who: Anonymous
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