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You wanna see what they did to my mast?

January 30th, 2007 by Captain
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Man #1: Would you ever consider slapping some advertising on your sails?
Man #2: Only if it’s Durex. In big letters.

Where: Honfleur Sailing Club Bar, France
Who: Sailor

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I can draw Lenin’s portrait whilst blindfolded

January 25th, 2007 by Captain
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We are talking avian here, right?

January 24th, 2007 by Captain
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Survival 101: Know where your booze is

January 22nd, 2007 by Captain
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Esta es la beauteau, don’t you know?

January 20th, 2007 by Captain
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In fact, I scare myself. Quite often.

January 18th, 2007 by Captain
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Fame! Da Da Da!

January 18th, 2007 by Captain
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Like, live a little, man

January 17th, 2007 by Captain
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You go play on the motorway, that’s a good boy

January 16th, 2007 by Captain
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Listen kid, as a propane salesman…

January 16th, 2007 by Captain
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