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Overheard Sailing…

Hey, watch this, mermaids are in.

December 18th, 2006 by Captain
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Drunk Man and drunken Woman walking along a wobbly pontoon
Man on mobile phone: Yah, well, tell him it will be monday
Man on mobile phone: Definitely
Man on mobile phone: Points at the boat to the woman, as if to tell her that this is the boat they need
Woman, turns left onto short finger pontoon: Giggles
Man on mobile phone: Ok Rob, I’ll speak to you monday, ok, bye.
Woman does not stop and walks off the pontoon straight into water: Aaaa, shit
Man, completely calm: What did you do that for?
Woman: I’ll give you what for, you bastard, pull me out.

Where: Sovereign Harbour, Eastbourne, UK
Who: SailorGirl

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Salt and vinegar with this, sir?

December 18th, 2006 by Captain
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I am also an undertaker

December 18th, 2006 by Captain
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Sangatte closed, you know

December 18th, 2006 by Captain
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Half a kilo of fenders, please

December 18th, 2006 by Captain
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Take me to your leader

December 18th, 2006 by Captain
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The daily WTF

December 18th, 2006 by Captain
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Unless there is more to the story?

December 17th, 2006 by Captain
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It could be worse, honey.

December 17th, 2006 by Captain
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Dale Carnegie Cares!

December 17th, 2006 by Captain
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